Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...