Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...