Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...