Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...