Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...