The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...