Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...