How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...