The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.