Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...