Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...