In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...