Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...