He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...