I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...