Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...