Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...