A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...