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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...