French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...