The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...