Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...