One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...