Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....