New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...