Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
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A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
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Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...