No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...