Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...