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yo mama so fat.. cereal
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Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
The bachelor’s diet
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Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
A horse and a rabbit
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If She Married Him, She’d Be…
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