I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...