Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...