Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...