What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...