Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...