A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Dad, can you write in the dark?
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ride it to hospital!
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lots some more blonde q & a’s
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Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Dealing with trouble
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Car Acronyms
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Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the...
Time for the wedding
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