10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...