Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...