Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...