The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...