Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.