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A question for Bill Clinton
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Early retirement
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Lease nuclear weapons
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Jesse James
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Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
A birthday party
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A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...