Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...