Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...