A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....