Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...