Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...