A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...