Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...