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A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
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There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
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|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...