Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...